Keiran If I had a million dollars
if I had a million dollars
I’d buy you a house
I would buy you a house
And if I had a million dollars
if I had a million dollars
I’d buy you furniture for your house
maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman
If I had a million dollars
if I had a million dollars
I’d buy you a k-car
a nice reliant automobile
If I had a million dollars, I’d buy your love.
If I had a million dollars,
I’d build a tree fort in our yard.
If I had a million dollars,
You could help, it wouldn’t be that hard.
If I had a million dollars,
Maybe we could put a little tiny fridge in there somewhere.
We could just go up and hang out.
Like open the fridge and stuff.
There would be food laid out for us, little pre-wrapped sausages and things.
Mmmmmm.
They have pre-wrapped sausages but they don’t have pre-wrapped bacon.
Can you blame them?
Well, yeah!
If I had a million dollars
if I had a million dollars
I’d buy you a fur coat
but not a real fur coat that’s cruel
If I had a million dollars
if I had a million dollars
I’d buy you an exotic pet
yup, like a llama or an emu
If I had a million dollars
if I had a million dollars
I’d buy you john merrick’s remains
ooh all them crazy elephant bones
If I had a million dollars I’d buy your love
If I had a million dollars,
We wouldn’t have to walk to the store
If I had a million dollars,
We’d take a limousine ’cause it costs more
If I had a million dollars,
We wouldn’t have to eat kraft dinner.
But we would eat kraft dinner.
Well of course we would we’d just eat more.
And buy really expensive ketchups with it
That’s right all the fanciest ketchup… dijon ketchup! mmmm..
If I had a million dollars
if I had a million dollars
I’d buy you a green dress
but not a real green dress that’s cruel
If I had a million dollars
if I had a million dollars
I’d buy you some art
a picasso or a garfunkel
If I had a million dollars
if I had a million dollars
Well I’d buy you a monkey
haven’t you always wanted a monkey?
If I had a million dollars I’d buy your love
If I had a million dollars,
if I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars,
if I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars
I’d be rich.