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spineless

Monday, October 29th, 2007

I won’t see my dear friends as much
Male friends especially, I’ll no longer be in touch
I’ll change my hobbies to match yours
I’ll stop reading my favorite books
I won’t spend all this selfish time alone
I’ll cater to you and hang on your every word

I’ll be subservient and spineless
I’ll lick your boots as empty shell
I’ll be opinion-less and silent
I’ll be the prettiest appendage to ever lose herself

I’ll re-define self-sacrifice
Live my life as apologetic compromise
I’ll know you’d leave if I rock the boat

I’ll be subservient and spineless
I’ll lick your boots as empty shell
I’ll be opinion-less and silent
I’ll be the prettiest appendage to ever lose herself

I feel this, truly proclaimed, will help the curbing of this tendency
I know this sharing of shame will ensure that I won’t forget myself so easily

I’ll be low maintenance and agreeable
I will not talk about my dreams so much
I’ll listen to you for hours, won’t need anything

I’ll be subservient and spineless
I’ll lick your boots as empty shell
I’ll be opinion-less and silent
I’ll be the prettiest appendage to ever lose herself

I’ll be subservient and spineless
I’ll lick your boots as empty shell
I’ll be opinion-less and silent
I’ll be the prettiest appendage to ever lose herself

I feel this, truly proclaimed, will help the curbing of this tendency
I know this sharing of shame will ensure that I won’t forget myself
I feel this, truly proclaimed, will help the curbing of this tendency
I know this sharing of shame will ensure that I won’t forget myself so easily

stuttering

Monday, October 22nd, 2007

It’s been, it’s been, it’s been, it’s been
S-s-s-such a long time, long time, long time
Since anybody touched me, touched me, touched me
The way that you touch me

So if I stutter, stutter, stutter
Then I feel s-s-so unsexy
So maybe I’ll just keep my mouth shut
At least until you kiss me

So kiss me again
Cause only you can stop this st-st-st-stuttering
Kiss me again
And ease my s-su-s-su-s-su-s-su-s-s-suffering

I know, I know, it’s so,
It’s s-s-s-s-symbolic of everything
That’s wrong with me and you
So tell me what I’m supposed to do

Oh it’s been ages
Since we’ve been really honest
But I can make ch-ch-changes
If you really want this

So kiss me again
Cause only you can stop this st-st-st-stuttering
Kiss me again
And ease my s-su-s-su-s-su-s-su-s-s-suffering

Kiss me again
Cause only you can stop this st-st-st-stuttering
Kiss me again
And ease my s-su-s-su-s-su-s-su-s-s-suffering

online

Saturday, October 13th, 2007

I work down at the Pizza Pit
And I drive an old Hyundai
I still live with my mom and dad
I’m 5 foot 3 and overweight
I’m a sci-fi fanatic
A mild asthmatic
And I’ve never been to second base
But there’s whole ‘nother me
That you need to see
Go checkout MySpace

‘Cause online I’m out in Hollywood
I’m 6 foot 5 and I look damn good
I drive a Maserati
I’m a black-belt in karate
And I love a good glass of wine
It turns girls on that I’m mysterious
I tell them I don’t want nothing serious
‘Cause even on a slow day
I could have a three way
Chat with two women at one time
I’m so much cooler online
So much cooler online

When I get home I kiss my mom
And she fixes me a snack
And I head down to my basement bedroom
And fire up my Mac
In real life the only time I’ve
ever even been to L.A
Is when I got the chance with the marching band
To play tuba in the Rose Parade

But, online I live in Malibu
I pose for Calvin Klein, I’ve been in GQ
I’m single and I’m rich
And I’ve got a set of six pack
abs that would blow your mind
It turns girls on that I’m mysterious
I tell them I don’t want nothing serious
‘Cause even on a slow day
I could have a three way
Chat with two women at one time
I’m so much cooler online
So much cooler online

When you got my kind of stats
It’s hard to get a date
Let alone a real girlfriend
But I grow another foot
and I lose a bunch of weight
Every time I login

Online
I’m out in Hollywood
I’m 6 foot 5 and I look damn good
Even on a slow day
I could have a three way
Chat with two women at one time
I’m so much cooler online
Yeah, I’m cooler online
I’m so much cooler online
Yeah, I’m cooler online

Yeah, I’m cooler online

Yeah, I’ll see ya online

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