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i wanna be a christmas tree

Thursday, December 20th, 2012

Razbo: Gee Vince, do you think we’ll ever find a Christmas tree?
Vince: Well you know, Razbo, I wish I was a Christmas tree.

Twirl: Really, Vince?
Vince: Yeah I could be one, Twirl, I wish I was a Christmas tree!

I wanna be a Christmas tree
And have twinkle lights all over me
Golden star on top of my head
Stay up all night and never go to bed.

I wanna be a Christmas tree
Eat candy canes they hung on me
If I got thirsty, it’d be so neat
To see me drink water from my feet

That’s why I wanna be a Christmas tree!
(That’s why I wanna be a Christmas tree!)

I wanna be a Christmas tree
I could sing and dance on MTV
My arms for branches and have green hair
And pine cones in my underwear

I wanna be a Christmas tree
I’d be the bestest tree in history
Tinsel on my nose I’d look so fine
My underarms would smell like pine

That’s why I wanna be a Christmas tree!
(That’s why I wanna be a Christmas tree!)

Everyone would love me
My friends would say I’m cool
I’d be a tree that’d throw footballs
And ride my bike to school

(That’s why I wanna be a Christmas tree!)

I wanna be a Christmas tree
Mom and dad put my presents under me
Since I’d be a tree, wouldn’t make a peep
Open up my presents when they go to sleep

That’s why I wanna be a Christmas tree!
(That’s why I wanna be a Christmas tree!)

That’s why I wanna be, that’s why I wanna be, that’s why I wanna be a
Christmas tree!

signs

Monday, October 22nd, 2012

And the sign says, “Long haired freaky people need not apply”
So I put my hair under my hat and I went in to ask him, “why?”
He said, “You look like a fine outstanding young man,
I think you’ll do”
So I took off my hat, I said, “Imagine that, huh? Me? Working for you?”

Oh, signs, signs, everywhere there’s signs
Blocking up the scenery, breaking my mind
“Do this”, “don’t do that”, “can’t you read the sign?”

And the sign says, “Anybody caught trespassing will be shot on sight”
So I jumped the fence and I yelled at the house
“Hey, what gives you the right?
To put up a fence and keep me out or to keep Mother Nature in?
If God was here, He’d tell it to your face, ‘Man you’re some kind of sinner’.”

Signs, signs, everywhere there’s signs
Blocking up the scenery, breaking my mind
“Do this”, “don’t do that”, “can’t you read the sign?”

Oh but say now, “Mister, can’t you read?
You got to have a shirt and tie to get a seat
You can’t watch, no you can’t eat,
You ain’t supposed to be here”

And the sign says, “You gotta have a membership card to get inside”, uuh

And the sign says, “Everybody welcome. Come in, kneel down and pray”
But then they passed around a plate at the end of it all
And I didn’t have a penny to pay
So I got me a pen and a paper and I made up my own little sign
I said, “Thank you, Lord, for thinking about me, I’m alive and doing fine”

Signs, signs everywhere, there’s signs
Blocking up the scenery, breaking my mind
“Do this”, “don’t do that”, “can’t you read the sign?”

Signs, signs everywhere, there’s signs
Blocking up the scenery, breaking my mind
“Do this”, “don’t do that”, “can’t you read the sign?”

drift off to dream

Tuesday, September 11th, 2012

I sit here surrounded by people and lights,
Alone with my drink at the bar.
You’ve been here forever, so clear in my mind,
I just don’t know where you are.
I know I’ll find you, but girl ’til I do,
This is my love song for you.

Let’s hold hands on the porch swing, under the moon
While the wind through the willows plays us a tune
We can lie on a blanket, out back in the yard
And wish for our future on a far-away star
You’ll feel the passion as time after time,
I press your sweet lips to mine
We can dance to the radio, right up ’til dawn
‘Til you drift off to dream in my arms

You might be hundreds or more miles away
Or you might be just down the street
But there’ll be a hunger deep in your eyes
That I’ll recognize when we meet
It might take hours or it might take years
But this is the song you will hear

Let’s hold hands on the porch swing, under the moon
While the wind through the willows plays us a tune
We can lie on a blanket, out back in the yard
And wish for our future on a far-away star
You’ll feel the passion as time after time,
I press your sweet lips to mine
We can dance to the radio, right up ’til dawn
‘Til you drift off to dream in my arms

You’ll feel the passion as time after time,
I press your sweet lips to mine
We can dance to the radio, right up ’til dawn
‘Til you drift off to dream in my arms

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