I want 6 kids in a double wide
A good wife and a woman on the side
In my white trash paradise
I want a garden with onions, carrots and beans
With a few back issues of hustler magazine
For my white trash paradise
I wanna spend my nights drinking Schaefer Light and smoking cheap cigarettes
I want a water bed to rest my head and a pit bull for my pet
I wanna set a couch out by the road,
Sell skunk weed and call it gold
At my white trash paradise.
I want a 69 Chevelle just sittin on blocks
Among 27 pens where I keep my cocks
In my white trash paradise
I wanna say “tu madre!” to the neighborhood
You know it makes ’em mad to see me living so good
In my white trash paradise
I wanna spend my nights drinking Schaefer Light and smoking cheap cigarettes
I want a water bed to rest my head and a pit bull for my pet
I wanna ride welfare till the well runs dry
Buy everything that Walmart can supply
To my white trash paradise.
It’s my white trash paradise.